Bish's last paragraph should actually read, "I beseech you, in the name of continued unity, and in the spirit of my keeping some semblance of employment, please reconsider printing your editorial because I'm running out of job options, having been through BAM and BRO, and now AIM. There aren't that many companies out there with interesting acronyms. I may be forced to work for 3M, or the YMCA, or god forbid, NHTSA. Please let our organization try and pull the wool over everyone's eyes and let bygones be bygones."

Further, the TazMan saith not.